BREAKING NEWS!

Further Analysis Reveals the Startling Origin of "Martian Plastic" and the Controversial "Face" on Mars.

Close up images of the anolamous "Martian Plastic" discoverd by Curiosity reveal purple, green and gold granules of uniform size and shape embedded in the dust of the Martian surface. Lab analysis confirms that these objects are made of a non-naturally occuring plastic-like substance.

Images of the "Face" on Mars have been reviewed in light of this new discovery and our team has come to the following "Earth Shaking" conclusion...

Mardi Gras Beads and a Temple Dedicated to the Glory of Chewbacchus Have Been Found on Mars!

ALL HAIL THE SACRED DRUNKEN WOOKIEE!